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Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
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Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
Start with the JW's.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/wo...-1.3831457

Quote:Members of family killed in murder-suicide were shunned by Jehovah's Witnesses, friend says

Quote:A Michigan woman who killed her husband and their two grown children before taking her own life "suffered harsh consequences" after leaving the Jehovah's Witnesses, a friend says.
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#2
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
GASP !

Sent the kids to college!

What were they thinking ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#3
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
I didn't know JWs were against college education, but I can kind f understand why. People who are better educated are less likely to be religious. Yeah, that's messed up. This is what happens when you really let religion dictate your life.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#4
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
Must be some of those "not true xtians" we hear tell of.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#5
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
JWs are a cult.

No question.

I had a visit from some cousins from Perth a couple of weeks ago. They're JWs too.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
(February 20, 2018 at 2:59 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I didn't know JWs were against college education, but I can kind f understand why. People who are better educated are less likely to be religious. Yeah, that's messed up. This is what happens when you really let religion dictate your life.

I don't think it's anti-college per se so much as anti-anything that disagrees with doctrine.
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#7
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
They are probably anti high school, too.

Religion thrives in ignorance.
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#8
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
As is common with cults.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
(February 21, 2018 at 1:23 pm)Cathooloo Wrote:
(February 20, 2018 at 2:59 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I didn't know JWs were against college education, but I can kind f understand why. People who are better educated are less likely to be religious. Yeah, that's messed up. This is what happens when you really let religion dictate your life.

I don't think it's anti-college per se so much as anti-anything that disagrees with doctrine.

There are degrees they can pursue that won't puncture their fragile belief bubble.

I suppose the world can always use a few more accountants.
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#10
RE: Damned Other Silly Xhristard Cults
Wow.  Talked about fucked up jesus freak shitheads.....

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/church-...ack-ar-15/

Quote:Church blesses assault weapons because ‘returning Christ’ will pack an AR-15

Quote:Parishioners in Pennsylvania are planning to attend church services armed with AR-15 rifles so that they can be blessed, WNEP reported.

“This will be a big thing for us. It’s a new stage for us because it incorporates the rod of iron, as it is in Revelations. Revelations talks about the returning Christ ruling with the rod of iron,” said Tim Elder.

The Moonies - Raising Batshittery to New Levels in the Name of Jebus!
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