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Atheists: Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 11:06 am
(September 1, 2011 at 10:59 am)DeistPaladin Wrote:
(September 1, 2011 at 10:41 am)Thor Wrote: Is this the best you can do? Challenge us to prove a negative?

Okay, hotshot... give me your best evidence that I'm NOT sitting on a cloud right now drinking margaritas and having group sex with a bunch of angels.

I'm waiting....

That sounds like a lot of fun. In fact, I'll join you. No one can prove I'm not there now.

It's a blast! And the angels are very willing to please! Plus, you can drink as many maragaritas as you want! They make you feel good without making you sick!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 11:44 am (This post was last modified: September 1, 2011 at 11:45 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Margaritas normally make you sick? You're doing it wrong. You have to plow passed the point where your body is capable of attempting to purge and save you from a terrible death. Best practice is to pound right through that at the outset, then you'll be too inebriated to notice that you're sick.

(avoid thinking of the next day, this veil of tears will soon be lifted and all of that)
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#33
RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 11:48 am
I guess we scared off Nicholas5000.

I didn't take him for single shot shooter. meh.
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#34
RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Quote:leaving nothing out and being internally consistent with ALL four Gospel accounts

Ah, yes....the Gospel of Markmatthewlukejohn as Ehrman calls it!
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#35
RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Why would a Christian come to an Atheist forum and ask for confirmation of his religion?

That's like going to an S&M party and saying you don't want to be spanked.
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Everyone is welcome here... It is up to them whether they act like a douche.
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm
(September 1, 2011 at 8:06 am)Darwinian Wrote: I expect he didn't get the reaction he was expecting. He got a firm rebuttal of his arguments rather than the dithering and empty responses that he was hoping for..
I saw one straight answer from justtristo and a whole lot of trolling.

The guy looks like a fly by, so no harm done Wink
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 2:04 pm
(September 1, 2011 at 1:34 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: I saw one straight answer from justtristo and a whole lot of trolling.

Must of been reading a different thread then. The only person trolling was the OP.
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Yeah, he came s(trolling) in, and just shat all over the place.
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RE: Atheists:Can you disprove the resurrection or Jesus' existence?
September 1, 2011 at 2:07 pm
(September 1, 2011 at 10:41 am)Thor Wrote: Okay, hotshot... give me your best evidence that I'm NOT sitting on a cloud right now drinking margaritas and having group sex with a bunch of angels.

The internet connection up there must be pretty poor, so I'd guess you aren't doing what you're saying whilst simultaneously typing on a forum.
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