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#21
RE: Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:08 am
Just watch out for Satan Thread.

It has made it's appearance.

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#22
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 6:51 am
(March 14, 2018 at 9:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 14, 2018 at 5:21 am)Little lunch Wrote: As long as you don't forget you said that and then think I'm seeing someone else when I call you Mad Gerald when we're making love.

But would you be UP for it.

I'd be in there with bells on, Mad Gerald.
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#23
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 11:16 am
The Jesus thread has returned from the dead! All praise the Jesus thread! It is the way and the life!
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#24
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 12:35 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 11:16 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: The Jesus thread has returned from the dead! All praise the Jesus thread! It is the way and the life!

All hail the Jesus Thread.

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#25
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 5:04 pm
One day I decided to apply the passage "Ask and we shall receive" so I decided to ask Jesus for a million dollars, and to this day I have yet to recieve my money. He's a fraud! A fraud I tell you!
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#26
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm
So jesus thread will be stickied?
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#27
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 5:52 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 5:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: So jesus thread will be stickied?

Well, nailied.

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#28
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm
Use 3.  You want to be sure.
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#29
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 6:09 pm
nukes, orbit, only way?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#30
RE: Jesus Thread
March 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 6:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Use 3.  You want to be sure.

Use a nail gun snd super glue to be sure.

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