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If you could replace god with satan, would you?
The Industrial Atheist Offline
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#11
RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 7:53 am
If god like power had to exist (and it doesn't) I would try to split it up in a democratically elected government.
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#12
RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 8:02 am
(April 23, 2018 at 7:53 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: If god like power had to exist (and it doesn't) I would try to split it up in a democratically elected government.

Sure... as long as it isn't rigged like Trump's was lol. We don't want it to get rigged for Yahweh lol.
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RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 8:09 am
(April 23, 2018 at 8:02 am)Hammy Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 7:53 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: If god like power had to exist (and it doesn't) I would try to split it up in a democratically elected government.

Sure... as long as it isn't rigged like Trump's was lol. We don't want it to get rigged for Yahweh lol.

Lol Celestial Gerrymandering
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#14
RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 8:11 am
Sounds like a name for a song lol!
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RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 8:23 am
(April 23, 2018 at 8:11 am)Hammy Wrote: Sounds like a name for a song lol!

LOL maybe something atmospheric.
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#16
RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 8:31 am
Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Unless you're the guy at the very top, in which case it's totally cool.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#17
RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 10:33 am
(April 23, 2018 at 8:23 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 8:11 am)Hammy Wrote: Sounds like a name for a song lol!

LOL maybe something atmospheric.

But with a sense of humor lol.
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RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 10:41 am
(April 23, 2018 at 10:33 am)Hammy Wrote:
(April 23, 2018 at 8:23 am)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: LOL maybe something atmospheric.

But with a sense of humor lol.

I don't know how i would word it lol. 

The Heavenly Elections have been rigged to perfection
They've drawn the districts and it's quite clear
all the Ascended Bernie fans over there
all the Yaweh fans over here
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#19
RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 10:43 am
How would we know the difference?
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RE: If you could replace god with satan, would you?
April 23, 2018 at 3:23 pm
No , although i would love to hear Satan side of the story .
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