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This guy was married to a woman named Kate, but was having an affair with a woman named Edith. Kare found out about Edith and left him.
Moral of the story. You cannot have your Kate and Edith, too.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. 
Sheikh was talking to his travel agent....
Sheikh: I am about ready for a vacation. Only this year, I am going to do it a little differently.... The last few years, I have been taking your advice on where to go.... Three years ago you said go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and spent some days and my wife Razia got pregnant..... Then two years ago, you told me to enjoy Bahamas, and Razia got pregnant again.... Last year you suggested Tahiti and Razia once again got pregnant..... Travel agent: So, what are you going to do this year that is different?.... Sheikh replied: This year I'm taking Razia with me. 
What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a Penis?
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May 30, 2018 at 7:06 pm
(This post was last modified: May 30, 2018 at 7:08 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 30, 2018 at 7:04 pm)Joods Wrote: What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a Penis? The man. Reminds me of a comedy duo from Britain I heard years ago. "I think there's something wrong with me." "Why? What's the problem?" "I have this unsightly lump on the end of my cock!" "Well, that's your body, isn't it?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
WHite supremacists take a genetic test to prove they're pure "Aryan"
The tests come back showing they all have black and/or Jewish ancestry. True story. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (May 30, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: WHite supremacists take a genetic test to prove they're pure "Aryan" Heh, I remember seeing a vignette on youtube where some white supremacist allowed his DNA to be tested and waited for the reveal on some TV show. He was some non-trivial percentage (like 20%, but I'm not certain) Sub-Saharan African, which is where the really black people live. He immediately claimed that the test must be mistaken. Who the fuck cares? My genetic background, for all intents and purposes, appears to be from Africa; it's only a matter of when one wants to draw the line, in time. 10k, 30k years? When? Of course, there are indicators (according to some researchers) that point to a non-African HSS origin, but I don't care about those, either.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 (May 30, 2018 at 8:35 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:(May 30, 2018 at 8:32 pm)Fireball Wrote: Of course, there are indicators (according to some researchers) that point to a non-African HSS origin, but I don't care about those, either. Sorry, didn't post the words before the acronym- Homo Sapiens Sapiens
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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May 31, 2018 at 7:23 am
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How many Rosanne Barr's does it take to make a sitcom?
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