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What would you say to a god if you met one?
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RE: What would you say to a god if you met one?
May 31, 2018 at 5:57 pm
(This post was last modified: May 31, 2018 at 6:02 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(May 31, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Edwardo Piet Wrote:(May 31, 2018 at 5:52 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: "I love you and I'm sorry for running away from you for so long" God is greater then everything and is also the best reward. He is more better and more everlasting, then any other type of blessing. Every blessing perishes except what remains connected to God. My biggest fantasy more then seeing him (although he can't fully be seen) and my soul suspended in the sanctity of his honor, is that he appreciates my feeble efforts and makes an honorable mention of me the day the witnesses are brought forth and witness against the humans they were among and who were part of the times they lived in and when the souls are brought together on a very dramatic day. On that day, if he makes a good mention of me and honors me and thanks me in front of the all souls, that will be the moment I will never forget for eternity. If he disgraces me, then it's only because I deserve it. He is the Generous Lord I put my hopes, not fleeting pleasures, and deceptive relations.
Well, this is weird.
(May 31, 2018 at 6:04 pm)MysticKnight Wrote:(May 31, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Edwardo Piet Wrote: And then he says "I love you too" and gives you a full body massage with olive oil? Does that complete your fantasy? This is definitely homoerotic. Enjoy your fap. Where is the ark and how do I safely use it. I saw what you did to them Germans.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
I'd hit the retsina wine with Dionysus and crack jokes about how no Greek pays taxes ...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (May 31, 2018 at 7:13 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I'd hit the retsina wine with Dionysus and crack jokes about how no Greek pays taxes ... They still don't... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Dionysus told me he only started hitting the bottle when he got demoted to demigod by Yahweh and saw how Yahweh was treating people..
"Yahweh killed off all the other competing Gods, you think he's going to have mercy on mere humans?"
No God, No fear.
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