"Time to change those socks."
"Why?"
"Miller and Urey have already done that experiment."
"Why?"
"Miller and Urey have already done that experiment."
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How to know your SO is a nerd.
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'Wow! Hey, luv, come look at the copyright number on this tax form!'
'Ok, what about it?' 'It's just one digit off from Captain Kirk's Starfleet serial number!!' 'I'm going to bed.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Your home! How as your day?"
"About like Nostromo's last trip."
'Look, hon - that $500 LOTR chess set I ordered online finally arrived! Se,, the kings are Gandalf and Sauron, the queens are Galadriel and Shelob. Now, you have to squint a bit to see it, but the bishops are...'
'I want a divorce.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"I've pre-ordered the next King Kong movie."
"They haven't started filming it yet!" "So?" 
Comment as you are leaving the theater after seeing the latest MCU movie:
I wonder when this will be out on DVD. Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
She names her top 40 favorite Hammer films by Rotten Tomatoes rank order.
From memory. 
A: "You're wearing that?"
B: "Why what's wrong with it?" A: "Critical miss."
<insert profound quote here>
 RE: How to know your SO is a nerd.
August 29, 2018 at 10:45 am
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2018 at 10:51 am by mlmooney89.)
*he is playing Assassin's Creed III. I'm playing Assassin's Creed Black Flag next to him on a different TV*
Me: You really should put your ship between the enemy and your ally so you shield them. Him: Don't tell me what to do. You are a girl and you are bad luck for a ship. Me: Bitch I'm your grandfather and I've been on the seas since before your parents were even born two games ago. *fractures arm* Boss: Are you going to be okay to work? "Yeah I will just eat a few wheels of cheese and I will be fine" Boss: .... what? *Tells this conversation to SO after work* Him: You should have told her you'd go break some pots to look for hearts or asked her where the nearest fairy cave was." ************* Me: I'm shaving above the knee. Him: You must be a good hooker.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”
Also if your signature makes my scrolling mess up "you're tacky and I hate you." RE: How to know your SO is a nerd.
August 29, 2018 at 11:02 am
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2018 at 11:18 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
Her bedsheets have blue telephone boxes on them.
Half of what she owns has blue telephone boxes on them.  Boss Lady has directed me to point out that there are two signs on my office door: "Station 9 3/4" and "No Muggles beyond this point." I'm not sure what she's trying to prove there. 
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