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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 6:02 pm
Neither my daughter nor I want each other's company in the bathroom, so it's closed doors all round. (It's rare that I bother to lock the door, though.)
When I had cats, though, I would let them come in and keep me company when I was taking a bath. They were there for the duration, though -- They had to wait till I was out of the tub before I would open the door and let them out.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 6:36 pm
We have a stuffed flamingo that sings the Macarana while it's head and neck do strange contortions. (I hear you wonder how far off-topic this can be, but wait for it....)
When Hubby is well into his shower, Filbird, the pink flamingo, sneaks into the bathroom and peeps over the shower curtain while singing the Macarana. I've been doing this to him for several years now. About a year into it he started doing the same thing to me. There's nothing quite as startling as opening your eyes after rinsing shampoo out of your hair and coming face to face with a stuffed pink flamingo who then starts serenading you with the Macarana.
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 6:52 pm
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(October 3, 2018 at 4:33 pm)Fireball Wrote: (October 3, 2018 at 3:28 pm)tahaadi Wrote: Ejaculation makes men weak.
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(October 3, 2018 at 6:36 pm)outtathereligioncloset Wrote: We have a stuffed flamingo that sings the Macarana while it's head and neck do strange contortions. (I hear you wonder how far off-topic this can be, but wait for it....)
When Hubby is well into his shower, Filbird, the pink flamingo, sneaks into the bathroom and peeps over the shower curtain while singing the Macarana. I've been doing this to him for several years now. About a year into it he started doing the same thing to me. There's nothing quite as startling as opening your eyes after rinsing shampoo out of your hair and coming face to face with a stuffed pink flamingo who then starts serenading you with the Macarana.
It's only a matter of time until your hubby figures out his next move.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm
I spent years with at least one of the kids following me into the bathroom or waiting right outside the door.
Now I like that husband and I have separate bathrooms...they aren't even on the same floor of the house.
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RE: Bathroom Poll
October 3, 2018 at 9:14 pm
I'm single and I get the entire bathroom to myself. My kid gets the other bathroom. Although when she was younger she would bang on the door if it was closed or stick her hand under the door. Thankfully, she's older and I can poop in peace now.
-Teresa
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