Man officially dies from 'spontaneous combustion'.

[Cinjin]

He's an old guy, maybe his family was going to bury him in the ground and he was just bound and determined to be cremated.

[Erinome]

My whole life I have gotten these weird hot spots on my body. Seriously, for no apparent reason a spot on my arms, legs, or neck will get very hot and I will have a burn mark in the shape of an ellipse. No doctor has ever been able to explain to me why this happens. To get it cooled off I have to run cold water over it. I have often wondered what would happen if I didn't.

[Anomalocaris]

My whole life I have gotten these weird hot spots on my body. Seriously, for no apparent reason a spot on my arms, legs, or neck will get very hot and I will have a burn mark in the shape of an ellipse. No doctor has ever been able to explain to me why this happens. To get it cooled off I have to run cold water over it. I have often wondered what would happen if I didn't.

Try it next time. I am confident I won't read about you in the next edition of "weird happenings".

[Erinome]

I would try it, but it hurts like a bitch. It happens maybe once or twice a year since I was a preteen. My mom researched spontaneous human combustion because of it, but of course, there is no conclusive evidence either way. I remain agnostic in regards to SHC.