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Quote:"He who lives by the sword, shall die by the sword" said Jesus...




Quote:A nurse pulls out a rectal thermometer from her front pocket.

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Norm McDonald jokes.

I used to be a workaholic, hopelessly addicted to workahol.

I think there's nothing better than being a lone wolf, except at wolf picnics when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheel barrow races.

In my opinion, if we're going to fight the war on terror, a good place to start would be in this nation's haunted houses.

I wouldn't consider myself a fan of steam punk, but I will say it is the healthiest way to prepare punk.

How many people have to die before we finally do something about dropping pianos?

They had a big black mass devil worship thing this weekend, but I skipped it because I believe you can be just as close to Satan on the golf course as you can in some stuffy old satanic church.

Say what you want about Elon Musk, but with his new plan to bring many people to Mars, nobody is a more creative serial killer.

Yo momma's so fat, she developed type 2 diabetes and congestive heart failure.




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How does the Catholic Church separate the men from the boys?




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
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(November 9, 2018 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How does the Catholic Church separate the men from the boys?




Boru

Have you heard about the new Catholic confessionals? 

The windows are groin height.
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What's better than Roses on your piano?



Tulips on your organ.
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(November 9, 2018 at 1:45 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 9, 2018 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: How does the Catholic Church separate the men from the boys?




Boru

Have you heard about the new Catholic confessionals? 

The windows are groin height.

Actually, they always have been (more or less).

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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There are three types of mathematicians:

Those who can count. And those who can't.
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My wife will occasionally bring a fish to bed so she can honestly tell me, ‘Not tonight, luv - I’ve got a haddock.’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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