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(January 28, 2019 at 2:45 pm)Divinity Wrote: A pedophile, a racist, a rapist, an adulterer, a liar, a conman, a cheat, and I assume, some good people, walk into a bar.

"Great," says the bartender.  "It's the Republican National Convention."

Meh, Goebbels is not impressed.
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A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Boru

I love seeing new words, all kidding aside, "malapropism", gonna look that one up after this. But guessing this leads to the confusion between granted and granite? 

EDIT, holy shit, I have seen the word "Malaprop" before. I cant remember the exact title of my poem, but "Malaprop" was in the title. I had forgotten about it. 

It is the confusion of similar words.
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(January 28, 2019 at 2:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Boru

I love seeing new words, all kidding aside, "malapropism", gonna look that one up after this. But guessing this leads to the confusion between granted and granite? 

EDIT, holy shit, I have seen the word "Malaprop" before. I cant remember the exact title of my poem, but "Malaprop" was in the title. I had forgotten about it. 

It is the confusion of similar words.

There are six malapropisms in the joke.  Find them all and win a prize.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 28, 2019 at 3:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 28, 2019 at 2:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I love seeing new words, all kidding aside, "malapropism", gonna look that one up after this. But guessing this leads to the confusion between granted and granite? 

EDIT, holy shit, I have seen the word "Malaprop" before. I cant remember the exact title of my poem, but "Malaprop" was in the title. I had forgotten about it. 

It is the confusion of similar words.

There are six malapropisms in the joke.  Find them all and win a prize.

Boru

If it involves meeting Agnetha or Benny or Bjorn or Anni, I am all in.
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Just heard this one:

What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne tends to come all over a boy's face AFTER he starts puberty.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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(January 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.

Boru

Crap, all I got was the granted, vs Granite.

"Sheep's clothing" is the only other one I am spotting. 

"Aspersions"?

Surly you are kidding, ony 3?

No, you are not kidding, and you don't want me to call you "Surely"?

Ok wait, "intended purposes"?

4 now?

Somehow I am thinking "muttering epitaphs" also has something to do with this.
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6 malaprops


Atheism: it's not just for communists any more!
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(January 28, 2019 at 3:48 pm)unfogged Wrote: 6 malaprops



Well, I guess this means I will never meet the members of ABBA.
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(January 28, 2019 at 3:52 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 28, 2019 at 3:48 pm)unfogged Wrote: 6 malaprops



Well, I guess this means I will never meet the members of ABBA.

Some people have all the luck.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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