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A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
January 28, 2019 at 2:57 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2019 at 2:59 pm by Brian37.)
(January 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. I love seeing new words, all kidding aside, "malapropism", gonna look that one up after this. But guessing this leads to the confusion between granted and granite? EDIT, holy shit, I have seen the word "Malaprop" before. I cant remember the exact title of my poem, but "Malaprop" was in the title. I had forgotten about it. It is the confusion of similar words. (January 28, 2019 at 2:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(January 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. There are six malapropisms in the joke. Find them all and win a prize. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(January 28, 2019 at 3:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(January 28, 2019 at 2:57 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I love seeing new words, all kidding aside, "malapropism", gonna look that one up after this. But guessing this leads to the confusion between granted and granite? If it involves meeting Agnetha or Benny or Bjorn or Anni, I am all in.
Just heard this one:
What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne tends to come all over a boy's face AFTER he starts puberty.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69. - (January 28, 2019 at 2:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite. Crap, all I got was the granted, vs Granite. "Sheep's clothing" is the only other one I am spotting. "Aspersions"? Surly you are kidding, ony 3? No, you are not kidding, and you don't want me to call you "Surely"? Ok wait, "intended purposes"? 4 now? Somehow I am thinking "muttering epitaphs" also has something to do with this. RE: joke time
January 28, 2019 at 3:48 pm
(This post was last modified: January 28, 2019 at 3:48 pm by unfogged.)
6 malaprops
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