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Out of his sick perverted mind if I was to hazard a guess Dunno

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Check out the Chinese McDonalds knockoff stores!
I knew as soon as I took a bite of one of their cheeseburgers that they're fake!
The Chinese are using real meat! What nerve!
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If a friend and I ever found pirate treasure.

After opening the chest...

Friend: "There's no treasure, just a note. It says 'The real treasure is inside you. Friend -'"

*stab*

Me, up in blood to my elbows, "There's no treasure here! Fucking lying note!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Trump supporters are now labelled "smelly Walmart shoppers? lol" WTF? You Muricans are very good at insulting presidents I must say...

or are you insulting the smelly Walmart shoppers Thinking
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(February 18, 2019 at 6:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: Trump supporters are now labelled "smelly Walmart shoppers? lol" WTF? You Muricans are very good at insulting presidents I must say...

or are you insulting the smelly Walmart shoppers Thinking

We're equal opportunity- why not both?
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(February 18, 2019 at 6:32 am)ignoramus Wrote: Trump supporters are now labelled "smelly Walmart shoppers? lol" WTF? You Muricans are very good at insulting presidents I must say...

or are you insulting the smelly Walmart shoppers Thinking

Yea well, liberals shop at Walmart and even work at Walmart and Walmart's exist in every state. So the real issue is corporate greed, not the worker or the shopper.
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I bet my partner oral sex that I could beat him at Mario Kart.

I lost.

Now he keeps rubbing it in my face!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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People who write 'burro' when they mean 'burrow' clearly don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Boru
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Nobody says much about Ringo Star being a huge fan of Martin Luther King, but please Ringo, it isn't called, "I have a drum" speech.
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I used to have a boss who hated it when I would shorten his name to 'Dick', mostly because his name was 'Bob'.

Boru
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