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"When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm
(February 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm)fredd bear Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 8:41 pm)Brian37 Wrote: That is beyond the scope of the intent of the thread.

In translation, "Please don't try this at home."

When in doubt, fire two warning  shots---straight into their head.

Sounds like the orders I gave our sentries. "Fire three times and yell HALT!"
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 3:24 pm
(February 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 26, 2019 at 9:33 pm)fredd bear Wrote: When in doubt, fire two warning  shots---straight into their head.

Sounds like the orders I gave our sentries. "Fire three times and yell HALT!"

Like an American cop in a black neighbourhood:

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Etc."

*Reload*

"Freeze!!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 4:25 pm
When in doubt...admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter-accusations.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 6:07 pm
When in doubt, negotiate with the terrorists.

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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 6:28 pm
(February 27, 2019 at 3:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 27, 2019 at 2:54 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Sounds like the orders I gave our sentries. "Fire three times and yell HALT!"

Like an American cop in a black neighbourhood:

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Etc."

*Reload*

"Freeze!!"
@Gawzilla Sama

I might change my user name to fredd bear Kami

We were taught the same. Once, sadly only on exercise,  I "shot' the padre for ignoring my challenge. My platoon sergeant was stoked.,
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 6:32 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2019 at 6:33 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(February 27, 2019 at 6:28 pm)fredd bear Wrote:
(February 27, 2019 at 3:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Like an American cop in a black neighbourhood:

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Etc."

*Reload*

"Freeze!!"
@Gawzilla Sama

I might change my user name to fredd bear Kami

We were taught the same. Once, sadly only on exercise,  I "shot' the padre for ignoring my challenge. My platoon sergeant was stoked.,

I drew on an admiral who tried to bluff his way into a bunker I was watching. He knew I was sincere.

And be sure your kaze is really kami before you change the name.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 6:40 pm
If in doubt remember that witnesses can be bribed, blackmailed, or disappeared.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 7:35 pm
Or married.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 7:41 pm
(February 27, 2019 at 7:35 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Or married.

That would explain the FLOTUS.
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RE: "When in doubt".... The bad advice thread...
February 27, 2019 at 7:50 pm
When in doubt, vote republican.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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