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The best advice someone gave you.

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The best advice someone gave you.
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#51
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 4, 2019 at 10:02 pm
When a girl farts, things turn out better when it's ignored.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#52
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 4, 2019 at 11:07 pm
Crucificion is a terrible way to commit suicide. There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.
- Neil.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#53
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 5, 2019 at 4:35 am
(April 4, 2019 at 11:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Crucificion is a terrible way to commit suicide.  There's no way you can hammer in the last nail.
- Neil.

Nails? How last millineum.


Decking screws with retention washers are so much easier - and can be re- used!
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#54
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 5, 2019 at 6:21 am
One friend joked that the Ark was made from all the splinters of the One True Cross for sale around the world.
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#55
RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 10, 2019 at 10:16 pm
An uncle of mine - Never act off of emotion.

Consider your emotions, allow yourself to feel them. But don't act off of them. Don't quit the job because you're angry at your boss. Don't punch the guy at the bar because he said something disrespectful to your girl. Basically, think first, then act. Simple advice. Nothing groundbreaking, but actually groundbreaking if you truly learn how to live by it. It's saved me a lot of headaches/problems.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 13, 2019 at 6:53 am
I like to give myself a best advice right now ,

Controlling ones anger is a really good thing

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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 13, 2019 at 6:54 am
(April 13, 2019 at 6:53 am)Ashwin39 Wrote: I like to give myself a best advice right now ,

Controlling ones anger is a really good thing

And knowing when to let the beast lose to raise Hell and make widows.
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 13, 2019 at 7:00 am (This post was last modified: April 13, 2019 at 7:03 am by Megabullshit.)
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My religion i used to follow always told me to stay calm and be patient .

That verse i think is there more than all the words combined in that book .

I could be exaggerating

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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 13, 2019 at 10:50 pm
I don't remember where I heard this one but it was something like "Don't try to apply two-thousand-year-old solutions to 21st century problems."
Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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RE: The best advice someone gave you.
April 13, 2019 at 11:30 pm (This post was last modified: April 13, 2019 at 11:31 pm by chimp3.)
When using a toilet bowl / sink plunger, don't plunge up and down energetically. Simply push down slowly , the pull up quickly. It is usually this quick, single, upwards motion that clears the drain.
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