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How you would like to be described at your funeral.
#11
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
Peter to John after the resurection  ... shit, spent hours on this speech  Dodgy
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
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#12
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
I'd like to be described as:

-A globe-trotting crimefighter.

-A metallurgical genius.

-A breeder of champion racing hedgehogs.

-The inventor of boomerang darts.

-The financier of The Worldwide Starfish Circumcision Foundation.

-The negotiator of the Martian Treaties.

(that's how I'd like to be described, but I suspect people will wimp out and tell the truth)

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#13
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
"Dead".
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#14
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
I am donating my body to science. But outside that, while I expect friends and family to mourn, I would like some sort of "roast wake", where they take turns telling funny stories about me.
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#15
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
"I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."
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#16
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
"I'm making a donation to the NRA in Brian's name......"
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#17
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
'I remember when Brian attempted to get to Brisbane and wound up in Innsbruck.  Good times.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#18
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(April 27, 2019 at 7:37 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 'I remember when Brian attempted to get to Brisbane and wound up in Innsbruck.  Good times.'

Boru

"And today the world mourns


Innsbruck."
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#19
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."


Ha ha, that's nothing. Hillbilly Atheist here, my friend from Oklahoma is promising to play ABBA on a Banjo at my wake. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Laugh it up smarty pants.  Razz
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#20
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(April 27, 2019 at 7:56 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."


Ha ha, that's nothing. Hillbilly Atheist here, my friend from Oklahoma is promising to play ABBA on a Banjo at my wake. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Laugh it up smarty pants.  Razz

ABBA are from Switzerland, right?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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