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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm
(April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Just thought I would lighten the mood 
I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.
It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.
How I want my eulogy.
Downbeatplumb Lived to be the oldest person in history and yet remained full of vitality and mentally acute to the end. He died while making love to his 25 year old bikini model girl friend while in the midst of seventh sexual bout that day. His enormous fortune will be used to end world hunger.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 28, 2019 at 1:13 pm
(April 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Just thought I would lighten the mood
I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.
It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.
How I want my eulogy.
Downbeatplumb Lived to be the oldest person in history and yet remained full of vitality and mentally acute to the end. He died while making love to his 25 year old bikini model girl friend while in the midst of seventh sexual bout that day. His enormous fortune will be used to end world hunger.
Friend of downbeatplumb at the side of the paupers grave ...... 'OK I gave the eulogy requested. Anyone for a pint?'
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 28, 2019 at 5:29 pm
(April 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: (April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Just thought I would lighten the mood
I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.
It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.
How I want my eulogy.
Downbeatplumb Lived to be the oldest person in history and yet remained full of vitality and mentally acute to the end. He died while making love to his 25 year old bikini model girl friend while in the midst of seventh sexual bout that day. His enormous fortune will be used to end world hunger.
Reminds me of the REALLY old joke about the 97 year old man who announces his intention to wed a 20 year old model. One of his mates says, 'Twenty years old? Are ye daft? You're nearly five times her age - have ye not thought about the dangers of sex with a woman that young?'
The bridegroom-to-be shrugs and says, 'If she dies, she dies.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 28, 2019 at 6:32 pm
"Why did she invite us? She hated us!"
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 29, 2019 at 9:55 pm
I refuse to concern myself with that. Interesting question though. Chances are no one will ever describe you how you’d like to be described. Even if you are totally honest with yourself about all of your flaws, which you probably aren’t, people would never be able to word it in just the right way that would satisfy you.
I know I certainly don’t want any religious talk or priests there or anything like that. Beyond that, I don’t even really want a “funeral” per se. I’d rather everyone get together and party and hopefully share some fond memories of me with one another.
That’s about it.
If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 29, 2019 at 10:27 pm
(April 28, 2019 at 10:30 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: She's not pinin'! She's passed on! This woman is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'er to the perch she'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-WOMAN!!
I so much want to see you nuzzle up to some bars and then..............
VOOM!
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 6:18 am
Mi hovercraft ees full of eeeeeels.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Now that's a eulogy.
