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How you would like to be described at your funeral.
#51
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(May 1, 2019 at 8:43 am)chimp3 Wrote: "Fuck! Now you did it! Where can we hide him? I know! Put him down the well."

Weekend at Bernie's III: The revenge of Chimp3.
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#52
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
"Finally, we got rid of her!"

"Fuck! She's back!!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#53
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(May 1, 2019 at 1:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Finally, we got rid of her!"

"Fuck!  She's back!!"

Quick, the hammer and stake!

(April 28, 2019 at 6:32 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "Why did she invite us?  She hated us!"

"Is the coffin ticking?"

No closed casket funeral for you.

(April 27, 2019 at 7:07 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "Dead".

None too soon.

(April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am)Jackalope Wrote: "Not dead" would do.

Dead enough.

(April 28, 2019 at 12:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(April 28, 2019 at 10:30 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: She's not pinin'! She's passed on! This woman is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'er to the perch she'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-WOMAN!!

She's merely resting.

For what?
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#54
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
I would like to be described as the last man on Earth by our alien overlords.
Insanity - Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result
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#55
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(May 3, 2019 at 11:56 pm)Rahn127 Wrote: I would like to be described as the last man on Earth by our alien overlords.

"The last man on Earth sat reading by the fire. Then there was a knock on the door."
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