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How you would like to be described at your funeral.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 8:50 am
(April 30, 2019 at 6:18 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Mi hovercraft ees full of eeeeeels.

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That should get the crowd peeking into the coffin.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 9:24 am (This post was last modified: April 30, 2019 at 9:24 am by Alan V.)
I would like to be described as a successful illustrator after I die, since I would still like to be a successful illustrator but haven't succeeded yet.
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#43
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am
"Not dead" would do.
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#44
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 9:36 am
(April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am)Jackalope Wrote: "Not dead" would do.

I agree, but that happens to all life, even the earth and sun.
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#45
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 10:54 am
When I snuff it, I'd like a traditional Catholic funerary Mass.  I'll pay for the hecklers.

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#46
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
April 30, 2019 at 11:06 am
(April 30, 2019 at 10:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When I snuff it, I'd like a traditional Catholic funerary Mass.  I'll pay for the hecklers.

Boru

COOL,  

Me, "Boru wants ranch dressing with his wafer!"

Or,

"Boru dies and you cant get a rise out of him."
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
May 1, 2019 at 6:14 am
(April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am)Jackalope Wrote: "Not dead" would do.

Are you Beatrice Kiddo?
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#48
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
May 1, 2019 at 6:36 am
(May 1, 2019 at 6:14 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am)Jackalope Wrote: "Not dead" would do.

Are you Beatrice Kiddo?

'Beatrix'.

I've got to stop doing this.

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#49
RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
May 1, 2019 at 6:57 am
Nah, I appreciate spelling corrections. Less likely to make that mistake again. It's been about five years since I sat through the set.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
May 1, 2019 at 8:43 am
"Fuck! Now you did it! Where can we hide him? I know! Put him down the well."
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