Peter to John after the resurection ... shit, spent hours on this speech
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
How you would like to be described at your funeral.
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Peter to John after the resurection ... shit, spent hours on this speech
Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog
I'd like to be described as:
-A globe-trotting crimefighter. -A metallurgical genius. -A breeder of champion racing hedgehogs. -The inventor of boomerang darts. -The financier of The Worldwide Starfish Circumcision Foundation. -The negotiator of the Martian Treaties. (that's how I'd like to be described, but I suspect people will wimp out and tell the truth) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Dead".
I am donating my body to science. But outside that, while I expect friends and family to mourn, I would like some sort of "roast wake", where they take turns telling funny stories about me.
"I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..."
"I'm making a donation to the NRA in Brian's name......"
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
'I remember when Brian attempted to get to Brisbane and wound up in Innsbruck. Good times.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 27, 2019 at 7:56 am)Brian37 Wrote:(April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I remember the time Brian got lost in his driveway..." ABBA are from Switzerland, right? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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