Which religion would be easiest for you if you had to be in one?

[The Valkyrie]

Aztec.

He is not part of any Aztec religious ceremonies.

[Rev. Rye]

Aztec.

Odd, I did not peg you as the Republican type.

For me, it'd almost certainly be Buddhism, preferably a variation that allows for meat-eating. I hear Theravada Buddhism is pretty accepting of carnivorism:

"“Killing living beings,
hunting, cutting, binding,
theft, lying, fraud, deceptions,
useless recitations,
associating with the wives of others:
This is a raw stench,
not the eating of meat."
(Amagandha Sutra)

Of course, there are rules against eating meat that you suspect/have heard/know was slaughtered specifically for you, and against eating ten specific types of animal, but given that the most common kinds in anywhere near common consumption are human, horse, and dog, that specific rule is about as meaningful as that law that says it's illegal to fish while sitting on the neck of a giraffe (this is apparently a law that is really on the books of Chicago. I can't find the specific law citation, but it's apparently there.)

[The Valkyrie]

Aztec.

Odd, I did not peg you as the Republican type.

For me, it'd almost certainly be Buddhism, preferably a variation that allows for meat-eating. I hear Theravada Buddhism is pretty accepting of carnivorism:

"“Killing living beings,
hunting, cutting, binding,
theft, lying, fraud, deceptions,
useless recitations,
associating with the wives of others:
This is a raw stench,
not the eating of meat."
(Amagandha Sutra)

Republicans would be the First sacrificed to the Sun god.

The great thing about Aztec human sacrifice is that they don’t need to be virgins, wise, or of any real value to humanity.

It’s all about volume!

[brewer]

He is not part of any Aztec religious ceremonies.

I'm sure that you could figure out a non religious one, over and over and over.........................

[Rev. Rye]

Odd, I did not peg you as the Republican type.

For me, it'd almost certainly be Buddhism, preferably a variation that allows for meat-eating. I hear Theravada Buddhism is pretty accepting of carnivorism:

"“Killing living beings,
hunting, cutting, binding,
theft, lying, fraud, deceptions,
useless recitations,
associating with the wives of others:
This is a raw stench,
not the eating of meat."
(Amagandha Sutra)

Republicans would be the First sacrificed to the Sun god.

The great thing about Aztec human sacrifice is that they don’t need to be virgins, wise, or of any real value to humanity.

It’s all about volume!

Funny thing is that the Aztec system is closer to the religious ideology of the Republican right than anything Christ ever did.

[The Valkyrie]

He is not part of any Aztec religious ceremonies.

I'm sure that you could figure out a non religious one, over and over and over.........................

As much as I love the show, he’s not really my type.

[The Valkyrie]

Republicans would be the First sacrificed to the Sun god.

The great thing about Aztec human sacrifice is that they don’t need to be virgins, wise, or of any real value to humanity.

It’s all about volume!

Funny thing is that the Aztec system is closer to the religious ideology of the Republican right than anything Christ ever did.

Then they should be honoured to be sacrificed.

[brewer]

I'm sure that you could figure out a non religious one, over and over and over.........................

As much as I love the show, he’s not really my type.

Type schmipe, you're gonna whack him anyway. Think about the look he'll have on his face. 

(what show?)

[The Valkyrie]

As much as I love the show, he’s not really my type.

Type schmipe, you're gonna whack him anyway. Think about the look he'll have on his face. 

(what show?)

Lucifer.

You have a point.

Now I’m envisioning Basic Instinct!

[Cecelia]

Does it have to be an official religion?

Pretty sure I could fake Wicca if I had to, but a friend of mine has a belief system that doesn't suck. She's her own prophet, who delivers word from the goddess. Nobody seems to be willing to accommodate her religious beliefs. Maybe if she had more money/members?