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joke time
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Boru’s survival tip 2:
Try not to be iggy, full stop. And if you are, don’t go camping with Beccs. And if you do, don’t go on 27 July. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
My pet mermaid just died.
How do I get rid of the body. There's NO toilet that big. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 26, 2020 at 6:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My pet mermaid just died. Cornmeal, eggs, cooking oil, side of chips...how else does one get rid of a mermaid corpse? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
February 26, 2020 at 6:47 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2020 at 6:49 pm by ignoramus.)
I went camping only once. Never again.
It was in tents!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
One night, I would dream I was a wigwam, the next night I would dream I was a yurt. My therapist told me I was two tents.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank,
the rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.
A female barber is a barbara
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
And a female barbarian is a Barbarella.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Honestly though, if you're not a barbarian, are you even a person?
Once upon a time there were two Chinese people.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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