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#3521
RE: joke time
February 26, 2020 at 6:44 pm
My pet mermaid just died.

How do I get rid of the body. There's NO toilet that big.

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#3522
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February 26, 2020 at 6:47 pm
(February 26, 2020 at 6:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: My pet mermaid just died.

How do I get rid of the body.  There's NO toilet that big.

 Cornmeal, eggs, cooking oil, side of chips...how else does one get rid of a mermaid corpse?

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#3523
RE: joke time
February 26, 2020 at 6:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2020 at 6:49 pm by ignoramus.)
I went camping only once. Never again.

It was in tents!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3524
RE: joke time
February 26, 2020 at 6:51 pm
One night, I would dream I was a wigwam, the next night I would dream I was a yurt. My therapist told me I was two tents.

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#3525
RE: joke time
February 27, 2020 at 2:30 am
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank,
the rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.
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#3526
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February 27, 2020 at 8:09 pm
A female barber is a barbara

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#3527
RE: joke time
February 27, 2020 at 8:34 pm
And a female barbarian is a Barbarella.

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#3528
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February 27, 2020 at 11:00 pm
Honestly though, if you're not a barbarian, are you even a person?
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#3529
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February 28, 2020 at 5:50 am
Once upon a time there were two Chinese people.




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RE: joke time
February 28, 2020 at 3:07 pm
(February 28, 2020 at 5:50 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Once upon a time there were two Chinese people.




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I was thinking of this old joke a couple of days ago!

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...and us.

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