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RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:15 am
When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,
"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."
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RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:23 am
(March 7, 2020 at 6:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,
"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."
Alternate version:
'Because I was helping someone else, you self-absorbed cocksucker.'
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RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:36 am
A rumour is just news without the commitment.
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RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:38 am
Scars are tattoos with better backstories.
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RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:45 pm
When asked by her parents what she wanted for Xmas, the girl answered "I want a watch."
So they let her...
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RE: joke time
March 8, 2020 at 12:59 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 3:54 am
Heard at a job interview...
"How do you explain this 4 year gap in your CV?"
"I went to Yale."
"Impressive. You're hired!"
"Thanks. I really need this yob."
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RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 8:33 am
Don't forget the pool cleaners!
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RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 7:02 pm
I was asked to step down from my volunteer post at the suicide helpline because "you taught someone to take off the safety!"
"Suicide HELPline!"
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