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#3551
RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:15 am
When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,

"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."

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#3552
RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:23 am
(March 7, 2020 at 6:15 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: When asked why there was only one set of tracks, Jesus replied,

"The Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."

Alternate version:

'Because I was helping someone else, you self-absorbed cocksucker.'

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#3553
RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:36 am
A rumour is just news without the commitment.

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#3554
RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:38 am
Scars are tattoos with better backstories.

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#3555
RE: joke time
March 7, 2020 at 6:45 pm
When asked by her parents what she wanted for Xmas, the girl answered "I want a watch."

So they let her...
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#3556
RE: joke time
March 8, 2020 at 12:59 am
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#3557
RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 3:54 am
Heard at a job interview...

"How do you explain this 4 year gap in your CV?"

"I went to Yale."

"Impressive. You're hired!"


"Thanks. I really need this yob."

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#3558
RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 7:36 am
(March 7, 2020 at 5:38 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Father:  What do you want to be when you grow up, son?

Boy:  I want to be a pizza delivery guy or a plumber or a step-brother.

Father: You need to stop watching porn, son.
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#3559
RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 8:33 am
Don't forget the pool cleaners!
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#3560
RE: joke time
March 10, 2020 at 7:02 pm
I was asked to step down from my volunteer post at the suicide helpline because "you taught someone to take off the safety!"

"Suicide HELPline!"

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