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(March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Another in that vein......

We used to see Carcano carbines (Italian WWII rifle) for sale at gun shows - frequently tagged "Never fired - only dropped once"..
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(March 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Another in that vein......

We used to see Carcano carbines (Italian WWII rifle) for sale at gun shows - frequently tagged "Never fired - only dropped once"..

And another:

Q: Who fired the shot that killed Benito Mussolini?




Boru
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(March 12, 2020 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:09 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Another in that vein......

We used to see Carcano carbines (Italian WWII rifle) for sale at gun shows - frequently tagged "Never fired - only dropped once"..

And another:

Q: Who fired the shot that killed Benito Mussolini?




Boru

I've always liked the joke about Italian tanks having 1 forward and 4 reverse gears.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 12, 2020 at 6:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: And another:

Q: Who fired the shot that killed Benito Mussolini?




Boru

I've always liked the joke about Italian tanks having 1 forward and 4 reverse gears.

They actually had 2 speeds in forward -

In case they were attacked from the rear whilst retreating.....
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(March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)

I never did understand that quote. Boxes of chocolates have pictures on with, descriptions of what each chocolate contains.
So you know what the chocolate is going to taste like and what it looks like.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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(March 13, 2020 at 3:32 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)

I never did understand that quote. Boxes of chocolates have pictures on with, descriptions of what each chocolate contains.
So you know what the chocolate is going to taste like and what it looks like.

Thank you!

It should be "Life is like Italy at war. You never know whose side they're on."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Hospitals are weird places.

In one room there's a new born taking its first breath.

In a nearby room there's a person taking their last breath.

Meanwhile, in another room, there's a guy with a remote stuck up his arse.

While in the supervisor's office there's my boss saying to me, "Did you have to? We all use that remote!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Know God, Know fear.
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I just had a Schrödinger crap. I never know what state it is going to be in until it appears! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(March 14, 2020 at 3:55 am)ignoramus Wrote: I just had a Schrödinger crap. I never know what state it is going to be in until it appears! lol

Yup.  Because you know that it can be both a sinker and a floater at the same time!

Either that, or you're on an airliner...
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