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What do you get when you cross a well-known blonde comedic actress with brined salmon?
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Riley enters the pub at opening time, sits at the bar and orders his usual. Less than a minute later, another patron enters who is clearly drunk as a newt. Reeking of booze, he staggers to the bar and slurs out his order for a tumbler of whiskey. He drains it in one go, then promptly passes out and crashes to the floor.
'Sufferin' jaysus,' says Riley. 'Who the hell is that?' 'Ah, don't mind him,' says the barman. 'That's just Flaherty.' 'Poor divil. But you've just opened. How could he be so drunk so early?' 'Well, it's like they say,' answers the barman. 'Flaherty begins at home.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Boo. Hiss!!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Personally I like the looks of an Edsel....
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