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The bad advice thread

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The bad advice thread
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#31
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 4:10 pm
Just use common sense!
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#32
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm
She's only pretending to be uninterested.  She will definitely say yes to a grand gesture in public.
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#33
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 6:50 pm
Horoscopes are accurate.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#34
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 7:53 pm
Pulling out is the best, and cheapest, form of birth control.
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#35
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 8:16 pm
Who needs zebra crossings? Boring! Jaywalking across a highway is where it's at. Tremendous.
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#36
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 8:29 pm
You can cure syphilis with the correct application of enthusiasm and an icepick.
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#37
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm)Ranjr Wrote: She's only pretending to be uninterested.  She will definitely say yes to a grand gesture in public.

It should definitely involve a Mariachi band, a cringy marriage proposal delivered via bullhorn, the police, and a restraining order.
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#38
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm
‘Become a mod, Boru - you’ll love it! People will appreciate that you care enough to enforce the rules.’

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#39
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 8:43 pm
"See a Nick Cage movie, you'll enjoy it!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#40
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 8:56 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 8:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "See a Nick Cage movie, you'll enjoy it!"

I think "Leaving Las Vegas" was accidentally good.
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