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The bad advice thread
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 1:53 pm
I follow a group on Facebook called Contrived Platitudes. They're fun. Most of them mock the underlying hubris and deepity in motivational quotes plastered on, usually, nature scenery. Here's a taste:

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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 2:29 pm
https://www.google.com/search?q=demotivational+posters
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 2:32 pm
During COVID lockdown take up David Carradine knot tying as a hobby.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 2:37 pm
(September 8, 2020 at 2:32 pm)brewer Wrote: During COVID lockdown take up David Carradine knot tying as a hobby.

[cough]Vaughn Bodē copycat[cough]

I loved "Cheech Wizard"
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 2:39 pm
Ladies: nose rings don't make you look like a bull, so crack on!
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#16
RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 3:26 pm
always put salt in your eye
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm
Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."

Mikey and I have been married over 28 years.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 5:06 pm
(September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."

Mikey and I have been married over 28 years.

But do you stay away from him?


And is he trouble?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 5:07 pm
(September 8, 2020 at 5:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper.  The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there.  While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."  

Mikey and I have been married over 28 years.

But do you stay away from him?


And is he trouble?

When I can.

and

He's pretty domesticated now.   Cool
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 8, 2020 at 5:55 pm
Everybody gets blister there from time to time, don't worry about it.
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