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joke time
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(January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'

2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'


Boru

Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.

Earth is a SPHERE.  (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)
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(January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(January 16, 2021 at 6:51 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'

2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'


Boru

Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.

Earth is a SPHERE.  (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)

Did you and 37 fail the same Humour Appreciation course?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 16, 2021 at 5:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 16, 2021 at 5:07 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Ummm, except that Flat Earthers would agree with that 2020 statement.

Earth is a SPHERE.  (In reality, it's an oblate spheroid, but that would leave Flat Earther's heads spinning.)

Did you and 37 fail the same Humour Appreciation course?

Boru

Nah.  It's just that the joke needs a slight tweak.
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^
So you're saying it wasn't technically funny?
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Getting Chinese takeaway: $14.00

Tip: $3.00

Getting home and discovering that you forgot part of your order: riceless.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Why aren't Chinese good at geometry?
Because the square still haunts them.
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Me, "No one talk to me until I've had my coffee!"

Them, "I didn't know you drank coffee."

Me, "I don't."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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A woman asked me today if I'm a dog person.

I had to explain to her that werewolves aren't real.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I've been reading a book about Stockholm Syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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If you're experiencing muscle pain, apply a mixture of olive oil and sea salt to the affected area, and it will immediately feel oilier and saltier.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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