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joke time
RE: joke time
(January 12, 2021 at 5:25 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

Boru

"BAH-DUMP-TCH!"
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RE: joke time
A worker at a cucumber factory had this strange urge...

He wanted to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter. The urge was growing and growing until he decided to visit a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist found that the only way to heal the urge was to actually go ahead and do it.

The next day the worker came home early, his wife asked why. Ashamed, he admitted he had this urge to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter, went to the psychiatrist, who told him to do it so he went ahead and did it. So he got fired immediately.

His wife in shock checked whether everything was ok with his "belongings". Everything was fine... so she asked: "What happend to the cucumber cutter?"

"I think she got fired, too!"
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(January 13, 2021 at 5:10 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: A worker at a cucumber factory had this strange urge...

He wanted to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter. The urge was growing and growing until he decided to visit a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist found that the only way to heal the urge was to actually go ahead and do it.

The next day the worker came home early, his wife asked why. Ashamed, he admitted he had this urge to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter, went to the psychiatrist, who told him to do it so he went ahead and did it. So he got fired immediately.

His wife in shock checked whether everything was ok with his "belongings". Everything was fine... so she asked: "What happend to the cucumber cutter?"

"I think she got fired, too!"

Ya got me!
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Limerick found on fb:

A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a Capital invasion
Though possibly armed
They parted unharmed
And that's how you know they're Caucasian
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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A city fella is touring a farm and notices a barn crammed to the rafters with feed. 'That's a lot of feed!' he says. 'Who's it for?'

The farmer answers, 'The cattle eat it.'

And the city man answers, 'Wow - that's one hungry cat!'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 14, 2021 at 8:03 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Limerick found on fb:

A mob of the MAGA persuasion
Conducted a Capital invasion
Though possibly armed
They parted unharmed
And that's how you know they're Caucasian
To the tune of new york so good they named it twice.
Don Trump 
Don Trump
They impeached him twice
Don Trump 
Don Trump 
Coz of the scandal and the vice (and treason)
Don Trump 
Don Trump
Isnt it a pity 
That the president is so
President is so 
President is so shitty.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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I’m seriously considering buying a DeLorean. Apparently, the one I’m looking at has very low mileage - the ad says it was only driven from time to time.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(January 15, 2021 at 5:41 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’m seriously considering buying a DeLorean. Apparently, the one I’m looking at has very low mileage - the ad says it was only driven from time to time.

Boru

What about the people following behind you? They won't have any lines to follow on the road.


If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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At a press conference today, a protestor threw a can of beer at Trump.

It's okay.

It was a draft beer and he dodged it easily.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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1990s scientists: 'We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on Mars!'

2020s scientists: 'For the last time - the Earth is ROUND!'


Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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