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joke time
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Her; *Slaps his hand away* "You know I'm saving myself for marriage!"
Him, "But we ARE married!" Her, "Not for this marriage!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: joke time
February 13, 2021 at 2:55 am
(This post was last modified: February 13, 2021 at 2:55 am by ignoramus.)
Let me guess? She was a nun and waiting for Jesus' second coming!
 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (February 13, 2021 at 2:55 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Let me guess? She was a nun and waiting for Jesus' second coming! They're called "nuns" for a reason. Because they're supposed to get... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Me, "How did your date go?"
Him, "We argued at first and she stormed out I ran into her a little later, we talked and, well...you know what they say about make up sex...?" Me, "Yes. That all your sex is made up." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Bad news: My car was keyed.
Good news: The damage appears to B minor. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
To the bastard who stole my glasses.
I WILL find you! I have contacts! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Newsflash from Dublin.
A 2 hour power cut in Dublin left dozens of people at a mall stranded on escalators until they could be rescued by emergency services. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A policeman knocks on a woman's door.
When she answers, he holds up a picture and says, "Is this your husband?" "Yes," she replies. "I'm afraid it looks like he's been hit by a bus," the policeman says. "I know, but he's great with the kids." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 14, 2021 at 5:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Newsflash from Dublin. They’d’ve been rescued sooner, but none of them could remember the number for 112. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds."
John Lennon was shit at Cluedo. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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