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joke time
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Her; *Slaps his hand away* "You know I'm saving myself for marriage!"

Him, "But we ARE married!"

Her, "Not for this marriage!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Let me guess? She was a nun and waiting for Jesus' second coming!
ROFLOL



Tongue
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(February 13, 2021 at 2:55 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Let me guess? She was a nun and waiting for Jesus' second coming!
ROFLOL



Tongue

They're called "nuns" for a reason.

Because they're supposed to get...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Me, "How did your date go?"

Him, "We argued at first and she stormed out
I ran into her a little later, we talked and, well...you know what they say about make up sex...?"

Me, "Yes. That all your sex is made up."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Bad news:  My car was keyed.

Good news: The damage appears to B minor.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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To the bastard who stole my glasses.

I WILL find you!


I have contacts!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Newsflash from Dublin.

A 2 hour power cut in Dublin left dozens of people at a mall stranded on escalators until they could be rescued by emergency services.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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A policeman knocks on a woman's door.

When she answers, he holds up a picture and says, "Is this your husband?"

"Yes," she replies.

"I'm afraid it looks like he's been hit by a bus," the policeman says.

"I know, but he's great with the kids."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(February 14, 2021 at 5:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Newsflash from Dublin.

A 2 hour power cut in Dublin left dozens of people at a mall stranded on escalators until they could be rescued by emergency services.

They’d’ve been rescued sooner, but none of them could remember the number for 112.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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"Lucy in the sky with diamonds."



John Lennon was shit at Cluedo.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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