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February 13, 2021 at 2:53 am
Her; *Slaps his hand away* "You know I'm saving myself for marriage!"
Him, "But we ARE married!"
Her, "Not for this marriage!"
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February 13, 2021 at 2:55 am
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Let me guess? She was a nun and waiting for Jesus' second coming!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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February 13, 2021 at 2:58 am
(February 13, 2021 at 2:55 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: Let me guess? She was a nun and waiting for Jesus' second coming!
They're called "nuns" for a reason.
Because they're supposed to get...
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February 13, 2021 at 3:25 am
Me, "How did your date go?"
Him, "We argued at first and she stormed out
I ran into her a little later, we talked and, well...you know what they say about make up sex...?"
Me, "Yes. That all your sex is made up."
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February 14, 2021 at 5:08 am
Bad news: My car was keyed.
Good news: The damage appears to B minor.
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February 14, 2021 at 6:23 am
To the bastard who stole my glasses.
I WILL find you!
I have contacts!
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February 14, 2021 at 5:20 pm
Newsflash from Dublin.
A 2 hour power cut in Dublin left dozens of people at a mall stranded on escalators until they could be rescued by emergency services.
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February 14, 2021 at 5:37 pm
A policeman knocks on a woman's door.
When she answers, he holds up a picture and says, "Is this your husband?"
"Yes," she replies.
"I'm afraid it looks like he's been hit by a bus," the policeman says.
"I know, but he's great with the kids."
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February 14, 2021 at 5:44 pm
(February 14, 2021 at 5:20 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Newsflash from Dublin.
A 2 hour power cut in Dublin left dozens of people at a mall stranded on escalators until they could be rescued by emergency services.
They’d’ve been rescued sooner, but none of them could remember the number for 112.
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February 14, 2021 at 5:56 pm
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds."
John Lennon was shit at Cluedo.
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