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RE: joke time
February 24, 2021 at 3:06 pm
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Fox, "I can't do this."
Vixen, "Just concentrate on me."
David Attenborough, "And then the male penetrates the female."
Fox, "He's so damned creepy!"
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RE: joke time
February 25, 2021 at 5:56 am
Her: So...you wanna go upstairs?
Me: Sure!
Her: You got protection?
Me: W-why? What's up there?
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RE: joke time
February 25, 2021 at 7:18 am
The reason Batman doesn't cover his whole face is because he wants the cops to know he's white.
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February 25, 2021 at 4:24 pm
I just met a French guy at work with cat scratches all over his face.
His name's Claude.
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RE: joke time
February 25, 2021 at 4:26 pm
People keep telling me to turn off my lights to save power and the planet.
So I do.
Last night I ran over a cyclist.
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RE: joke time
February 25, 2021 at 4:28 pm
A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.
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February 25, 2021 at 4:50 pm
What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? "Not my fault".
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RE: joke time
February 25, 2021 at 7:37 pm
(February 25, 2021 at 4:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A woman walked into a bar and asked for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.
There you go, expecting your audience to have half a brain.
I'll take your inclusion as a compliment.
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RE: joke time
February 26, 2021 at 3:47 am
I was walking past an electronics shop when I saw a dwarf struggling to carry a TV to his car.
I asked, "Do you need help carrying that TV?"
And he responded, "Fuck off, bitch, it's an iPad!"
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RE: joke time
February 26, 2021 at 5:22 am
Clerk: 'Sir, the self-checkout lane is open.'
Me: 'Sorry, I don't work here.'
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