joke time

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I just read about a feudal uprising in which a duke's son was killed by rebels. They used a trebuchet to knock him off the battlements with the only available ordnance - a peasant's severed head.

It was history's first recorded use of a serf-face-to-heir missile.

Boru

[ignoramus]

^

[Silver]

...Me....

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

When they tell you, ‘She’s really nice once you get to know her’, what they mean is, ‘She’s an utter bitch, but you’ll eventually get used to it.’

Boru

[Brian37]

I once yelled, 'FIBRE!!' in a crowded theatre, and everyone shit themselves.

Boru

And this is why speech can be regular.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'What do you call someone who can't function without drugs?'

'Addicted.'

'What do you call someone who can't function without alcohol?'

'Addicted.'

'Who do you call someone who can't give up smoking?'

'Addicted.'

'What slapped you in the face last night?'

'Addic…fuck you.'

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

If your cat loses it's tail, you can get it fixed at any retail store.

[onlinebiker]

Female to male sex reassignment is sometimes known as an addadictomy.....

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Evolution impacts every area of our lives. For example, women wake up yawning and men wake up with erections. Thank you, Darwin!!

Boru

[The Valkyrie]

After 50 years of marriage, Edna suggested Bert get a penis enlarger.

So he did.

She's 23 and does yoga.