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RE: Random Thoughts
March 2, 2021 at 10:46 pm
(March 2, 2021 at 10:02 pm)Angrboda Wrote:
(March 2, 2021 at 8:39 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: WTF is with these fast food peddlers selling a hamburger with french fries in the burger? Who the hell is eating this crap?

Are you so goddamned lazy that you can' t be bothered with eating a french fry separate from your sandwich?

How about we run it through a blender and you can suck it up through a straw - you lazy motherfucker?

Dodgy

And I suppose you eat the cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard a la carte?  God, you're a douche bag.
Pickles, lettuce and tomato?

If I wanted a salad I wouldn' t have ordered a burger....


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RE: Random Thoughts
March 2, 2021 at 10:52 pm
(March 2, 2021 at 10:02 pm)Angrboda Wrote: And I suppose you eat the cheese, pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard a la carte?  God, you're a douche bag.

Come now, everyone knows the most nutritious part of fast food is the paper bag and cardboard.
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#5173
RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 1:44 am
"I am not a cat."

That's exactly what a cat would say!
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 1:46 am
Well, yeah, because they're deities, not felines.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 6:44 am
'No thanks, I'm vegetarian' is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby.

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#5176
RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 8:00 am
Catch up on youngster lingo:

If you say so.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 9:31 am
You know what would be fun?

Go to a Catholic church and get at the end of the line for confessional... Make sure you're the last customer of the day..

Then when you get in - alternate confessing to routine boring stuff - and some really freaky, horrendous shit - beastiality, kidnapping, murder.....

See how long the priest goes before coming unglued...

Bring friends along and have a betting pool....bonus points if the priest loses his lunch....


The possibilities are endless...
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 2:19 pm
Did I seriously just change out of my "good" yoga pants into my "only wear around the house" yoga pants?
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 3, 2021 at 11:19 pm
Apparently, my body cannot properly process peanuts.

Won't be eating them anymore.
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RE: Random Thoughts
March 4, 2021 at 12:15 am
(March 3, 2021 at 11:19 pm)Eleven Wrote: Apparently, my body cannot properly process peanuts.

Won't be eating them anymore.

Did you suffer anaphylactic shock, or just a cubic meter of gas from a handful?  Hehe My problem is the latter of those two. I really hope that it wasn't anaphylactic shock.
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