How do you prove to everybody including yourself you're an atheist?

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

Personally?

I just check the label/tag before washing.

[Angrboda]

How do you prove that you're a theist? Show me how you prove a belief so that I can learn from your example.

[Walter99]

You're getting ahead of yourself.

You haven't proven you're an atheist which is the whole point of my post.

I can stand in front of a mirror and tell myself I'm a Ford Fiesta but it doesn't mean I am one or are you saying it does?

Let's get the horse and cart the right way around by first proving you're an atheist.

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I find it ironic that you have religious views even though you call yourself an atheist which you say is not a religion.

You’re right. I’ve been living a lie. This conversion has been a life-changing experience. I can’t thank you enough for educating me. I’m so lucky you joined this forum today! Your ability to know my deepest subconscious thoughts and feelings is equal parts startling and impressive. Without you I never would have known my true self, and for that, I am forever indebted to you. Praise Jesus, I’m saved!

You're the administrator of an atheist elf forum; how do you prove to yourself and everybody else you're an elf?

Do you beg everybody to believe you and cry when people don't?

[Peebothuhlu]

At work.

[The Valkyrie]

Simple.

I don't believe in gods.

I know my own mind and I'm not obligated to prove it to anyone.

Next!

Edit to add, if you want to continue the not-so-subtle insults towards atheists, we'll remove the "serious" tag and let everyone respond without the constraints.

[LadyForCamus]

You’re right. I’ve been living a lie. This conversion has been a life-changing experience. I can’t thank you enough for educating me. I’m so lucky you joined this forum today! Your ability to know my deepest subconscious thoughts and feelings is equal parts startling and impressive. Without you I never would have known my true self, and for that, I am forever indebted to you. Praise Jesus, I’m saved!

You're the administrator of an atheist elf forum; how do you prove to yourself and everybody else you're an elf?

Do you beg everybody to believe you and cry when people don't?

How insightful! Thank you so much! I just keep learning more and more from you. You are truly an instrument of the Lord. I don’t know how I’ve misled myself for so long. Praise be.

[arewethereyet]

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[Walter99]

How do you prove that you're a theist?  Show me how you prove a belief so that I can learn from your example.

I didn't say I was a theist.

If subjectivity is your way of life though I'll have to grab my atheist dictionary and check to see if I am a theist.

When in Rome as they say.

Here we go....

Dictionary definition of theist:
a human being

Dictionary definition of atheist:
a human being who pretends not to be a human being


Well, by that definition I am a theist.

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You're the administrator of an atheist elf forum; how do you prove to yourself and everybody else you're an elf?

Do you beg everybody to believe you and cry when people don't?

How insightful! Thank you so much! I just keep learning more and more from you. You are truly an instrument of the Lord. I don’t know how I’ve misled myself for so long. Praise be.

Still waiting.

Got any science to dazzle me with?

You should have loads where is it?

[LadyForCamus]

How do you prove that you're a theist?  Show me how you prove a belief so that I can learn from your example.

I didn't say I was a theist.

If subjectivity is your way of life though I'll have to grab my atheist dictionary and check to see if I am a theist.

When in Rome as they say.

Here we go....

Dictionary definition of theist:
a human being

Dictionary definition of atheist:
a human being who pretends not to be a human being


Well, by that definition I am a theist.

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How insightful! Thank you so much! I just keep learning more and more from you. You are truly an instrument of the Lord. I don’t know how I’ve misled myself for so long. Praise be.

Still waiting.

Got any science to dazzle me with?

You should have loads where is it?

You’re adorable.

*poke*

[Angrboda]

How do you prove that you're a theist?  Show me how you prove a belief so that I can learn from your example.

I didn't say I was a theist.

If subjectivity is your way of life though I'll have to grab my atheist dictionary and check to see if I am a theist.

When in Rome as they say.

Here we go....

Dictionary definition of theist:
a human being

Dictionary definition of atheist:
a human being who pretends not to be a human being


Well, by that definition I am a theist.

Okay. I guess the first step is to prove the existence of this dictionary, as a prelude to proving that this is what it means to be a theist.