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RE: joke time
April 9, 2021 at 1:44 am
I wonder if the African continent has a Lynx deodorant called "England" that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?
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RE: joke time
April 9, 2021 at 11:43 am
(April 9, 2021 at 1:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I wonder if the African continent has a Lynx deodorant called "England" that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?
Hey, I haven't smoked since 1997!!!
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: joke time
April 9, 2021 at 3:05 pm
(April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
Boru
Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.
Time to get him fixed.
That's what I told one of my college buddies...about his boyfriend.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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April 10, 2021 at 12:31 am
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Next halloween I'm turning my light off and pretending I'm not home.
Fuck everyone else!
My lighthouse, my rules!
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RE: joke time
April 10, 2021 at 1:41 am
Text to wife.
"Darling, I've had an accident at work. I fell from a great height and injured my back
"Sara drove me to the hospital. I've had some tests and the doctors think I'm going to be paralysed from the waist down.
"I'll probably be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life!"
Text back, "Who's Sara?"
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RE: joke time
April 10, 2021 at 5:05 am
Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway.
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RE: joke time
April 10, 2021 at 5:08 am
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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April 10, 2021 at 5:50 am
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
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RE: joke time
April 10, 2021 at 3:41 pm
Tony Montana switched his clothing care in his wash, because he wanted a "Drug Softener".