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(April 8, 2021 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’

Boru

Freaky motherhood moment...my oldest, when she was around 4 years old, looked at me and asked, "Do you remember when I was big and you were little?"
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I wonder if the African continent has a Lynx deodorant called "England" that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(April 9, 2021 at 1:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I wonder if the African continent has a Lynx deodorant called "England" that smells of cigarettes and disappointment?

Hey, I haven't smoked since 1997!!!



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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(April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*

Boru

Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.

Time to get him fixed.

That's what I told one of my college buddies...about his boyfriend.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Next halloween I'm turning my light off and pretending I'm not home.

Fuck everyone else!

My lighthouse, my rules!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Text to wife.

"Darling, I've had an accident at work. I fell from a great height and injured my back

"Sara drove me to the hospital. I've had some tests and the doctors think I'm going to be paralysed from the waist down.

"I'll probably be in a wheelchair for the rest of my life!"

Text back, "Who's Sara?"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Tony Montana switched his clothing care in his wash, because he wanted a "Drug Softener".
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