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joke time
RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 8:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Before I was married, I told a girlfriend that I would kill anyone who hurt her.

Later on, I found out she was into self-harm. But, hey - a promise is a promise.

Boru

Ha ha, very dark.
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 8:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 8:48 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Before I was married, I told a girlfriend that I would kill anyone who hurt her.

Later on, I found out she was into self-harm. But, hey - a promise is a promise.

Boru

Ha ha, very dark.

What did I just (very politely) ask you not to do?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 8:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 8:50 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Ha ha, very dark.

What did I just (very politely) ask you not to do?

Boru

Wow. Dude, you cant take a complement. I thought your joke was funny. Just like the last one. I like corny and dark humor.
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 8:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 8:52 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: What did I just (very politely) ask you not to do?

Boru

Wow. Dude, you cant take a complement. I thought your joke was funny. Just like the last one. I like corny and dark humor.

‘Compliment’.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 8:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 8:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Wow. Dude, you cant take a complement. I thought your joke was funny. Just like the last one. I like corny and dark humor.

‘Compliment’.

Boru

Yea. What is with you? Just because we fight over other things, does not mean humans in general cant let their hair down, otherwise why have a humor section at all?

I genuinely liked the past two jokes you made. One was "eye roll" corny, and the second one was dark. If silliness were not part of life our spices would have killed ourselves off a long time ago. Can you put our differences aside sometimes?

If I took criticism or dislike of ABBA as you seem to be taking my responses in a humor thread, I'd end up on a most wanted list.

You told a couple jokes, AND I LIKED THEM.  Why does it bother you that I don't hate everything you say?
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 9:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 8:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Compliment’.

Boru

Yea. What is with you? Just because we fight over other things, does not mean humans in general cant let their hair down, otherwise why have a humor section at all?

I genuinely liked the past two jokes you made. One was "eye roll" corny, and the second one was dark. If silliness were not part of life our spices would have killed ourselves off a long time ago. Can you put our differences aside sometimes?

If I took criticism or dislike of ABBA as you seem to be taking my responses in a humor thread, I'd end up on a most wanted list.

You told a couple jokes, AND I LIKED THEM.  Why does it bother you that I don't hate everything you say?

It doesn’t bother me that you liked the jokes. It bothers me when you make replies to my posts not directed at you that are in no way relevant to what I said.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 9:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 9:03 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Yea. What is with you? Just because we fight over other things, does not mean humans in general cant let their hair down, otherwise why have a humor section at all?

I genuinely liked the past two jokes you made. One was "eye roll" corny, and the second one was dark. If silliness were not part of life our spices would have killed ourselves off a long time ago. Can you put our differences aside sometimes?

If I took criticism or dislike of ABBA as you seem to be taking my responses in a humor thread, I'd end up on a most wanted list.

You told a couple jokes, AND I LIKED THEM.  Why does it bother you that I don't hate everything you say?

It doesn’t bother me that you liked the jokes. It bothers me when you make replies to my posts not directed at you that are in no way relevant to what I said.

Boru

Nobody said you were directing them at me.

You told a joke, I said I liked it. If someone else said they liked your jokes would you say the same?
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 9:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 9:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: It doesn’t bother me that you liked the jokes. It bothers me when you make replies to my posts not directed at you that are in no way relevant to what I said.

Boru

Nobody said you were directing them at me.

You told a joke, I said I liked it. If someone else said they liked your jokes would you say the same?

You’re being particularly thick today. I said those posts NOT directed at you.

Probably I wouldn’t, because anyone else would have relevant content in their replies. Please explain how your Jetsons clip had anything to do with my spice-belt joke?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 8:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 8:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Wow. Dude, you cant take a complement. I thought your joke was funny. Just like the last one. I like corny and dark humor.

‘Compliment’.

Boru

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RE: joke time
(September 22, 2021 at 9:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 22, 2021 at 9:13 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Nobody said you were directing them at me.

You told a joke, I said I liked it. If someone else said they liked your jokes would you say the same?

You’re being particularly thick today. I said those posts NOT directed at you.

Probably I wouldn’t, because anyone else would have relevant content in their replies. Please explain how your Jetsons clip had anything to do with my spice-belt joke?

Boru

A joke thread isn't directed at anyone, it is simply telling jokes. I KNOW THAT.

Your spice joke was GOOD,. I love cornball silliness. My best friend from Oklahoma, and my late best friend from Australia whom has a friend named Mike, they tell similar jokes all the time. The types of jokes that you cant resist laughing at, but make your eyes roll. I post the same Jetsons clip you saw when they tell other jokes. It isn't out of hate at all. It is a natural reaction when your friends are silly and like the joke. If I didn't like your jokes, trust me, I would not have responded. 

I truly love cornball humor and silliness and dark humor.
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