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Map of a Woman's Heart

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Map of a Woman's Heart
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Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 4:17 pm
We were discussing maps in the e-mail-listing-that-must-not-be-named.

John passed this one along: http://xkcd.com/977/

and then he sent this one as well:

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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm
That map is inaccurate. Where the hell is the all encompassing Land of Jewelry?!?


One of the many things I never understood about a woman is the ridiculous love of shiny rocks that come of the ground. Dodgy


Ri-goddamn-diculous.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Jewelry inlet resides somewhere in the north-east.

Me, I usually reside in the Tents of Uncertainty. Coquetry is an easy land to traverse. The city of love is surrounded by too many barriers.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2011 at 5:01 pm by EspressoFrog.)
(November 15, 2011 at 4:42 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Jewelry inlet resides somewhere in the north-east.

Me, I usually reside in the Tents of Uncertainty. Coquetry is an easy land to traverse. The city of love is surrounded by too many barriers.


OMG, Teepee or wigwams?! I am too tense. (two tents.. eh eh eh )


As for that map it can be useful. It's an other one of those places where I got lost and nearly died.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Which email list is that?
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 5:15 pm
A goofy secret.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 5:55 pm
But...I want to join it!
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 6:04 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2011 at 6:25 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(November 15, 2011 at 4:39 pm)Cinjin Wrote: That map is inaccurate. Where the hell is the all encompassing Land of Jewelry?!?


One of the many things I never understood about a woman is the ridiculous love of shiny rocks that come of the ground. Dodgy


Ri-goddamn-diculous.

Can somebody explain where the "land of shoes" is?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRRjsC432aQ
Why a woman needs hundreds of pairs of shoes, I will never know.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 6:07 pm
wait........ you fuckers have heart's?
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 15, 2011 at 6:08 pm
This is a map of an atheist woman's heart, to be precise, because the heart doesn't have a Region of Holiness.

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