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Map of a Woman's Heart

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Map of a Woman's Heart
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 24, 2011 at 2:07 am



Damn, you're too smart for me. Oh well, you win. Got any jewelry?
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 24, 2011 at 9:41 am (This post was last modified: November 24, 2011 at 9:58 am by Epimethean.)
Only if you model it in a skimpy bikini. Here is a map of a typical man's heart.    
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 24, 2011 at 4:22 pm



Do I get to keep the jewelry after?

Somehow, I think you just want to see me in a skimpy bikini. I suspect, too, that you also want to see me out of a skimpy bikini.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 25, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Indeed, and very much the case. Would it be easier to bear that knowledge were shiny objects in attendance?
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 26, 2011 at 12:47 am



Oh babe, I'm all about the shiny.



Or maybe it's The Shining. I get that confused.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
November 26, 2011 at 2:16 am
Very good. We can work on the differentiation during the part about separating the woman from her bikini.
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RE: Map of a Woman's Heart
December 5, 2011 at 11:38 am
(November 15, 2011 at 6:08 pm)Rayaan Wrote: This is a map of an atheist woman's heart, to be precise, because the heart doesn't have a Region of Holiness.

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our holiness is elsewhere.

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