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joke time
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 RE: joke time
December 12, 2021 at 8:49 am
(This post was last modified: December 12, 2021 at 8:52 am by onlinebiker.)
Gynecologist to blonde patient -
"You have acute vaginosis". Blonde - "Well, thank you!" 
A young woman is at her doctor's office and he tells her, 'Ms. Smith, I have your test results and it appears that you're pregnant.
The woman appears shocked for a moment, then says, 'Pregnant? You've got to be' *pause* kid-in-me!' The doctor waits for her giggling to subside and says, 'Did you seriously get pregnant just to make that joke?' 'Yes,' she admits, 'but it was totally birth it.' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:23 am
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2021 at 6:31 am by The Valkyrie.)
(December 12, 2021 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My doctor is flirting with me. During my examination, she told me I was just 'too sweet'. "Boru, pull your pants up. I'm a cardiologist!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:30 am
(This post was last modified: December 13, 2021 at 6:31 am by The Valkyrie.)
(December 13, 2021 at 6:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 12, 2021 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My doctor is flirting with me. During my examination, she told me I was just 'too sweet'. My mistake - I thought she said ‘hardiologist’. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(December 12, 2021 at 8:49 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Gynecologist to blonde patient - "Yes, very impressive. But I said to put your ankles in the stirrups, not behind your head!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.
One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered. It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts. *reaches for the Newspaper Of Behaviour Modification* Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Which is why I never tell bad boomerang jokes. They always come back to haunt you.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (December 14, 2021 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts. Promises, promises... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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