(May 9, 2022 at 10:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve gotten tired of the Gandhi version, so:
Julie Andrews changed her brand of lip gloss because the old one would flake to pieces and give her bad breath. In other words,
Boru
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(May 9, 2022 at 10:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve gotten tired of the Gandhi version, so: And here I was, trying to make it be something about "Maria".
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Fun fact about bees: They're actually allergic to pollen - prolonged exposure to pollen causes bees to develop hives.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
God: I am perfect.
Also God: Drowns e v e r y b o d y.
A man and his girlfriend are about to make love, when she asks him if he'd like to 69.
'What's that?', he asked. 'Lie back and I'll show you.' So, he lies down on his back, and she positions herself over his face and unexpectedly farts. She apologizes, but while repositioning, farts again. The man shoves her off, get out of the bed and says, 'I'm leaving. If you think I'm hanging around for another 67 of those, you're crazy!' Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Captain Picard: ‘Chicken. Hot.’
Replicator: ‘Please specify dish.’ Captain Picard: ‘Make it Tso.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
May 12, 2022 at 3:04 pm
(This post was last modified: May 12, 2022 at 3:10 pm by purplepurpose.)
God: "Ask, and it shall be given to you".
Me: God please. I want tesla. And 5 billion dollars in bank account. God: No. Me: It was too good to be true. Dude is catfishing. (May 12, 2022 at 1:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Captain Picard: ‘Chicken. Hot.’ Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
What do you call someone who fails medical school?
A dentist. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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