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RE: joke time
May 9, 2022 at 11:05 am
(May 9, 2022 at 10:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve gotten tired of the Gandhi version, so:

Julie Andrews changed her brand of lip gloss because the old one would flake to pieces and give her bad breath. In other words, 




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#5932
RE: joke time
May 9, 2022 at 5:39 pm
(May 9, 2022 at 10:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I’ve gotten tired of the Gandhi version, so:

Julie Andrews changed her brand of lip gloss because the old one would flake to pieces and give her bad breath. In other words, 




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And here I was, trying to make it be something about "Maria".
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#5933
RE: joke time
May 11, 2022 at 5:02 am
Fun fact about bees: They're actually allergic to pollen - prolonged exposure to pollen causes bees to develop hives.

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#5934
RE: joke time
May 11, 2022 at 1:09 pm
God: I am perfect.
Also God: Drowns e v e r y b o d y.
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#5935
RE: joke time
May 11, 2022 at 3:41 pm
(May 11, 2022 at 5:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Fun fact about bees: They're actually allergic to pollen - prolonged exposure to pollen causes bees to develop hives.

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RE: joke time
May 12, 2022 at 4:07 am
A man and his girlfriend are about to make love, when she asks him if he'd like to 69.

'What's that?', he asked.

'Lie back and I'll show you.' So, he lies down on his back, and she positions herself over his face and unexpectedly farts. She apologizes, but while repositioning, farts again.

The man shoves her off, get out of the bed and says, 'I'm leaving. If you think I'm hanging around for another 67 of those, you're crazy!'

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#5937
RE: joke time
May 12, 2022 at 1:27 pm
Captain Picard: ‘Chicken. Hot.’

Replicator: ‘Please specify dish.’

Captain Picard: ‘Make it Tso.’

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RE: joke time
May 12, 2022 at 3:04 pm (This post was last modified: May 12, 2022 at 3:10 pm by purplepurpose.)
God: "Ask, and it shall be given to you".
Me: God please. I want tesla. And 5 billion dollars in bank account.
God: No.
Me: It was too good to be true. Dude is catfishing.
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RE: joke time
May 12, 2022 at 4:10 pm
(May 12, 2022 at 1:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Captain Picard: ‘Chicken. Hot.’

Replicator: ‘Please specify dish.’

Captain Picard: ‘Make it Tso.’

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RE: joke time
May 12, 2022 at 4:15 pm
What do you call someone who fails medical school?

A dentist.
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