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joke time
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(May 28, 2022 at 3:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 3:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: That's my line.

I'm sure there's a copyright infringement there, somewhere.

Infringe THIS!

Boru

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I never tell jokes in public about oil companies because they are crude.
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Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Did you hear about all those school shootings in countries with gun control?

Yeah, me neither.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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(May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

That might make an interesting thread --- "How many dead ex's do you have".

4 - that I know of.... ( I' m only counting 1 that I didn' t co- habitate with.....)
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(May 28, 2022 at 8:05 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

That might make an interesting thread --- "How many dead ex's do you have".

4 - that I know of.... ( I' m only counting 1 that I didn' t co- habitate with.....)

One that I know of. Suicide.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(May 28, 2022 at 8:05 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 28, 2022 at 7:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Just found out my ex-boyfriend just died.

I'm extra sad because it was the wrong one!

Sad

That might make an interesting thread --- "How many dead ex's do you have".

4 - that I know of.... ( I' m only counting 1 that I didn' t co- habitate with.....)

3 - that I know of.  Various causes.
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Secular people: We dont need God. People can live well enough guided by reason.
People: Lets start WW3!
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I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour.

It’s on tonight from 8:00-8:07.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(May 28, 2022 at 7:39 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Did you hear about all those school shootings in countries with gun control?

Yeah, me neither.

Funny and too bad the nutters on the far right don't get it.
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