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RE: joke time
May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm
(May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour.

It’s on tonight from 8:00-8:07.

Boru

I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene......


Bastards!!!
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RE: joke time
May 30, 2022 at 4:28 am
The pope is upset because he's just found out that Boyz2Men isn't a delivery service.

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RE: joke time
May 30, 2022 at 4:39 am
(May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(May 29, 2022 at 7:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I just found out that ‘Blazing Saddles’ has been edited for broadcast TV - they’ve taken out all the racial slurs, bad language, and crude humour.

It’s on tonight from 8:00-8:07.

Boru

I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene......


Bastards!!!

And they changed 'Lily von Schtupp' to 'Lily von Shhh'.

Boru
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RE: joke time
May 30, 2022 at 8:05 am
(May 30, 2022 at 4:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 29, 2022 at 7:45 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: I was pissed when I saw it on tv and they edited out the farts in the bean scene......


Bastards!!!

And they changed 'Lily von Schtupp' to 'Lily von Shhh'.

Boru

Arrgghh
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May 30, 2022 at 2:04 pm
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.
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May 31, 2022 at 5:03 pm
Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
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June 1, 2022 at 8:53 am
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?
Irina: It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more.
Michelle: Are you returning the ring?
Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!
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June 2, 2022 at 4:47 am
I used to think it was our ability to love that made us human. It turns out that it’s our ability to select all images containing a traffic light.

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June 2, 2022 at 3:02 pm (This post was last modified: June 2, 2022 at 3:07 pm by purplepurpose.)
Random young man thinks: Life is good. Lets earn a prosperous life!
God watches from heaven holding temptation keyboard in his hands: I dont think so buddy.
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RE: joke time
June 3, 2022 at 5:25 am
(June 2, 2022 at 3:02 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Random young man thinks: Life is good. Lets earn a prosperous life!
God watches from heaven holding temptation keyboard in his hands: I dont think so buddy.

Apparently, god just found centuries of thoughts and prayers in his spam folder.

He's feeling a bit silly, now!

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