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An Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Thread **LANGUAGE AND CONTENT WARNING*
#11
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I would gladly take a woman to one of their protests and make-out with her in front of them. Holding signs is one thing. But burning an image of two women kissing (and/or, I guess, men. Provided I can find a guy who is willing) into their non-brains, thus killing them on the inside for the rest of their lives would be a much more awesome counter protest than any sign! Devil
Don’t ask.

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#12
RE: An Anti-Westboro Baptist Church Thread **LANGUAGE AND CONTENT WARNING*
For that purpose alone I might be inclined to kiss another woman.
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#13
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If you want I could dress as a women and kiss you both.
Cunt
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#14
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(December 3, 2011 at 9:06 pm)aleialoura Wrote: For that purpose alone I might be inclined to kiss another woman.



Me, too....but my wife would probably object.
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Fred Phelps is a deep cover liberal, cleverly discrediting the religious. Try not to get too worked up.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(December 3, 2011 at 9:07 pm)frankiej Wrote: If you want I could dress as a women and kiss you both.

Shifty That oughta be interesting...
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#17
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Meh, I have dressed as a nun before... They are almost women.
Cunt
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#18
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[Image: nun.jpg]

No they're not.

This one looks like the back of my balls.
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#19
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Well, I was wearing an ammo belt and wielding an AK-47... My war paint topped it off. So, my version of a nun is different. I was........SISTER PAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!....
Cunt
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#20
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I don't know what you people are saying.
I love the WB Baptist Church. They're everything I could have asked for if I asked the following question to a powerful Djinn:

"Jeanie, I wish you could make a church so up its own ass in its own belief that they make all religions, especially Chrisitan religions, look absolutely ridiculous. I would like them to be so ridiculous that the people fighting against them regardless of their own various stupidities can still restore my faith in humanity."

What I am saying is that I would like to have sex with 1960s Jeanie of "I Dream of Jeanie" or a suitable Chinese replacement.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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