(July 6, 2023 at 8:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When strip clubs aren’t open for business, they should post a sign that says, ‘Sorry, we’re clothed.’
Boru
Shouldn't that be "Thorry, We're Clothed"?
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(July 6, 2023 at 8:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When strip clubs aren’t open for business, they should post a sign that says, ‘Sorry, we’re clothed.’ Shouldn't that be "Thorry, We're Clothed"?
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^That sign would only apply to thrip clubth.
Boru
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(July 7, 2023 at 4:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^That sign would only apply to thrip clubth. A good strip club is *never* clothed.
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Students: Eggs Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you? Kids: Homework (July 8, 2023 at 1:13 pm)Darinda Wrote: Teacher: Kids what does a chicken give you? Literally laughed out loud... ...and I taught high school for twenty years.
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