Damned Catholics

[Ahriman]

If god made you gay, why argue?

If god made you gay and god detests gays then your fucked by a fucked up god that’s giving you a message that’s loud and clear..


BIL is a born again Xian that god just killed with ass cancer.

You’re fuck if you worship this thing and it wants to broadcast it’s having fun killing you. 

Ass cancer, really?

Well, the universe would've given you ass cancer.
God wouldn't give you ass cancer.

[h4ym4n]

If god made you gay and god detests gays then your fucked by a fucked up god that’s giving you a message that’s loud and clear..


BIL is a born again Xian that god just killed with ass cancer.

You’re fuck if you worship this thing and it wants to broadcast it’s having fun killing you. 

Ass cancer, really?

Well, the universe would've given you ass cancer.
God wouldn't give you ass cancer.

Bullshit

If this god exist

[Ahriman]

Well, the universe would've given you ass cancer.
God wouldn't give you ass cancer.

Bullshit

If this god exist

Why would God bother giving anyone ass cancer, or any other kind of cancer?
Why wouldn't He just kill a person outright?

[h4ym4n]

Bullshit

If this god exist

Why would God bother giving anyone ass cancer, or any other kind of cancer?
Why wouldn't He just kill a person outright?

Why would a god create an inferior being?

Angels and demons are superior to us, right?

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Bullshit

If this god exist

Why would God bother giving anyone ass cancer, or any other kind of cancer?
Why wouldn't He just kill a person outright?

It’s pretty clear that God’s kink is watching people suffer.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

Oh well, I seem to be wrong about the pope and gay blessings, and (only) because it angered priests and pious Catholics which I did not expect. I thought that they'd just ignore him like before because it's really not that much.

Here is an example

Fox Priest Rages That Pope Has “Placed Priests Who Uphold Doctrine On Sodomy In A Terrible Position”

Pope Francis announced on Monday that he would allow priests to bless same-sex couples, a shift that angered some conservatives but was celebrated by those who said that the decision was a substantial step in moving the church toward greater acceptance of L.G.B.T.Q. Catholics.

“I will never confer a blessing upon two men or two women who are involved in a sexual relationship that is by its nature gravely sinful,” said the Rev. Gerald Murray, the pastor at Holy Family Church in New York and an outspoken conservative.

“The pope has placed priests who uphold Catholic doctrine about the immorality of sodomy and adultery into a terrible position.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/18/us/po...holic.html

[Fake Messiah]

“Blessings for same sex unions of any kind are not permitted in Malawi”: Catholic Bishops

Catholic Bishops in Malawi have prohibited the implementation of the Vatican declaration on the blessing of “same-sex couples” and couples in other “irregular situations”, which the Dicastery for the Doctrine of Faith (DDF) released on Monday, December 18 under the title, Fiducia Supplicans.

In a two-page statement dated Tuesday, December 19, members of the the Episcopal Conference of Malawi (ECM) offer “clarification on the declaration on the pastoral meaning of blessings Fiducia Supplicans” and prohibit the practice of such blessings in the Southern African nation.

“While we understand the legitimate interest and fears this Declaration has generated, we wish to assure all Catholics and all those interested in Catholic teaching that the teaching of the One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church on Marriage remains,” they say, citing para. 4 of Fiducia Supplicans, emphasize that Marriage is “an exclusive, stable, and indissoluble union between a man and a woman, naturally open to the generation of children.”

https://www.aciafrica.org/news/9851/bles...ic-bishops

[Fake Messiah]

South Dakota's Catholic bishops are basically telling Bergoglio and LGBTQ+ people to go to hell.

The two Bishops of South Dakota in a recent letter shared the concern of a growing number of faithful Catholics who fear the Vatican document Fiducia Supplicans may normalize “serious sin.”

“[We] have received a number of inquiries from the faithful concerning Fiducia Supplicans, a Vatican document published Monday on the topic of blessings,” the bishops’ letter stated.

They wrote that “controversy has followed publication of this document, as some have hailed a supposed novel change in the Church’s perennial teaching on sexuality, or praised it as a ‘step’ towards such a change.”

“These pronouncements, even celebrations of a particular interpretation, have been heard both within and outside the Church,” they wrote. “It is important to understand that the document itself makes explicit that the Church’s teaching on marriage and human sexuality is unchanged. Nor can it change.”

"Any misappropriation of the teaching office of the Church in a way that normalizes sin contributes to leading people further from Jesus’ loving heart rather than closer to it, and must be repudiated."

“There should be no ambiguity as regards this truth: the ministers of the Church have no power to bless sin. To do so would be a perversion of the very purpose of a blessing,” the bishops continued, insisting that “any sort of blessing that would give the semblance of condoning sin is not to be granted.”

https://catholicvote.org/sd-bishops-warn...rious-sin/

[Fake Messiah]

Pope Francis calls for surrogacy to be banned worldwide

In an address to foreign ambassadors accredited to the Holy See, Francis said that surrogacy "grossly violates the dignity of a woman and a child," "commercializes" pregnancy, and turns the life of an unborn child "into an object of trade." The pontiff proposed banning the practice "worldwide."

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/pope-...%20dignity

[The Grand Nudger]

As opposed to the sanctity of life being based on how many roman catholic priests it affords the opportunity to rape.

Shut the fuck up about kids Frankie. It's hurting the brand.